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Here was a priest he trained his horse to respond when he said (praise the lord and hallejuelah) praise the lord ment- Stop Hallejulah ment- GO so it happen a day the priest was ridin his horse and it got out of controlled and it was runnings into a dead end or (cliff)and he was panicking and tried stop horse but could not remember wats word he used to stop the horse so he was stammering other words like stop etc.
suddenly he remembered just before the horse could run off the cliff .HE Shouted PRAIZSE THE LORD and the horse stoped with amazement.
then HE SAID HALLEJUEhah.



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