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What do you get if you cross a bear with a toilet?
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Best animal jokes
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best 10 animal jokes
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This duck walks into a convenience store and asks the clerk do you have any grapes
The lapd the fbi and the cia are all trying to prove that they are the best at apprehending criminals
What did the fish say when he swam into the wall
A young magician started to work on a cruise ship with his pet parrot
Deep within a forest a little turtle began to climb a tree
A ventriloquist s car breaks down near a farm and he decides to have a little fun with the redneck farmer that owned it
A young polar bear came into his den and asked his mother mom am i a real polar bear
One day a cat dies of natural causes and goes to heaven
Why do u have 2 boobs on ur back
One day a man decided to drive his motorcycle at full speed down an empty street
Random animal jokes
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10 animal jokes
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This farmer has about 200 hens but no rooster and he wants chicks
What do you get when you cross a pig
Purring sound of a cat manufacturing cuteness
An organization is like a tree full of monkeys
What did the elephant say when it saw a dead ant
This is an actual account by a worker at a technical support and service center
Two bats are going for their midnight feed
The lapd the fbi and the cia are all trying to prove that they are the best at apprehending criminals
A horse and a chicken are playing in a meadow
What do you do to an elephant with three balls
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