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Dad Jokes: Make Me A Sandwich
KID: 'Dad, make me a sandwich!' DAD: 'Poof, you're a sandwich!'
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Best dad jokes
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5 of 4 of people admit that they're bad
People don't like having to bend over
I would avoid the sushi
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school
What do you call cheese that isn't yours
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time
When a dad drives past a cow
People say they pick their nose
What do you call a fake noodle
Why can't a nose be 12 inches long
Random dad jokes
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10 dad jokes
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When you ask a dad if he's alright
To the man in the wheelchair that stole my camouflage jacket
I would avoid the sushi
What do you call a fake noodle
Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself
What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter
The rotation of earth
Why can't you hear a psychiatrist using the bathroom
Paper or plastic?
I wouldn't buy anything with velcro
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