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Jokes For Kids: If Con Is The Opposite Of
If con is the opposite of pro, then congress is the opposite of progress?
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Best jokes for kids
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best 10 jokes for kids
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A family of three tomatoes were walking downtown one day when the little baby tomato started lagging behind
Once there was a little boy in church
My therapist told me the way to achieve true inner peace is to finish what i start
Agony a one-armed man hanging
What do you say to a football player in an armani suit
The following is supposedly a true story relating to an actual event that took place during a flight
Headline a hole has appeared in the ladies changing rooms at the sports club
If i wanted to hear from an
There is 3 men one from ireland one from america and one from australia
A little boy wanted 50 so badly to buy his mom a special christmas present so he prayed for two weeks but nothing happened
Random jokes for kids
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10 jokes for kids
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Three friends were stranded on a desert island
An old man was laying on his death bed
There was once a small snail who always dreamed of becoming a race-car driver
Hey both circle around uranus
There were 3 people there names where shutup manners poop
The chief executive of an hmo died and was very relieved that he got into heaven
Arizona dumb laws
How do you cure mad cow disease
An elderly man in north carolina had owned a large farm for several years
A hunter just tagged his deer as the game warden walked up
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