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Dad Jokes: Dads 50th Birthday Card
Son: *hands my Dad his 50th birthday card*, Dad: You know, one would have been enough.
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Best dad jokes
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5 of 4 of people admit that they're bad
People don't like having to bend over
I would avoid the sushi
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school
What do you call cheese that isn't yours
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time
When a dad drives past a cow
People say they pick their nose
What do you call a fake noodle
Would you like the milk in a bag
Random dad jokes
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10 dad jokes
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I had a neck brace fitted years ago
People don't like having to bend over
Want to hear a joke about paper
Can you put my shoes on
Your smile is so nice to see in this wedding photo
Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees
To the man in the wheelchair that stole my camouflage jacket
What's brown and sticky
How does a penguin build it's house
I was just listening to the radio on my way in to town
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