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Dad Jokes: How Do You Get A Squirrel
How do you get a squirrel to like you? Act like a nut.
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5 of 4 of people admit that they're bad
People don't like having to bend over
I would avoid the sushi
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school
What do you call cheese that isn't yours
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time
When a dad drives past a cow
People say they pick their nose
What do you call a fake noodle
Why can't a nose be 12 inches long
Random dad jokes
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Today my son asked can I have a book mark?
I've got a great joke about construction
I don't play soccer
I had a neck brace fitted years ago
Why can't you hear a psychiatrist using the bathroom
I've never gone to a gun range before
When you ask a dad if they got a haircut
What did the grape do when he got stepped on
People say they pick their nose
I made a pencil with two erasers
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