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Dad Jokes: I Made A Pencil With Two
I made a pencil with two erasers. It was pointless.
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Best dad jokes
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5 of 4 of people admit that they're bad
People don't like having to bend over
I would avoid the sushi
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school
What do you call cheese that isn't yours
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time
When a dad drives past a cow
People say they pick their nose
What do you call a fake noodle
Why can't a nose be 12 inches long
Random dad jokes
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What do you call cheese that isn't yours
What's brown and sticky
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh
What's brown and sticky
Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees
Sorry about your wait
Make me a sandwich!
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time
What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car
What do you call a fake noodle
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