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Relationship Jokes: Men Are Like Lava Lamps
Men are like lava lamps.
Fun to look at but not that bright.
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A couple who had been married for years were making love
Best relationship jokes
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best 10 relationship jokes
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When the bride and the groom are getting married the bride is thinking
Did you hear about the guy who found out the secret to making women happy
A man and his girlfriend were enjoying a ride late one stormy night in the country
An architect an artist and an engineer were discussing
Did you hear about the guy who found out the secret to making women happy?
A couple had been debating over buying a new car for weeks now
Deep thoughts on the farm
Sarah was reading a newspaper while her husband was engrossed in amagazine
The car won t start aid a wife to her husband
While her husband was lying down his wife removed his glasses
Random relationship jokes
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10 relationship jokes
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After living in the remote wilderness of kentucky all his life an old codger decided it was time to visit the big city
If you could cook said the husband we could fire the chef
A couple was getting ready to go to a halloween party but the wife had a terrible headache
After a long night of making love the guy notices a photo
There once was an old couple who had been married for thirty years
Husband and wife are getting all snugly in bed
A police officer attempts to stop a car for speeding and the guy gradually increases his speed until he s topping 100 mph
A farmer finds his son behind the barn pulling his pud and the old man exclaims son if you are old enough to do that then you are old enough to get married
Soon after our last child left home for college my husband was resting next to me on the couch with his head in my lap
This reminds me of something yesterday at work
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