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Corny Jokes: What Do You Call A Mexican
What do you call a Mexican with a vasectomy?
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Best corny jokes
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One day two kids were wandering around near a stream
There are three men in the bathroom two englishmen and an australian
A cop was riding a bicycle looking for a crook
Two hunters got a pilot to fly them into the far north for elk hunting
A murderer sitting in the electric chair was about to be executed
Bill and ned walk into a fast food joint one afternoon to get lunch
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These two cannibals were eating a clown when one of them looks at the other and asks
A policeman had a perfect spot to watch for speeders but was not getting many
What do you do if you see a politician walking down the road with half a head
Random corny jokes
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10 corny jokes
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Have you ever spoken and wished that you could immediately take the words back
A guy is walking along the beach and he stumbles on a genie bottle
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Life should not be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body
My therapist told me the way to achieve true inner peace is to finish what i start
A little boy got on the bus sat next to a man reading a book and noticed he had his collar on backwards
A man was in a office and said to his assistant
The strong young man at the construction site was bragging that he could outdo anyone in a feat of strength
What do you call a bunch of millionaires sitting around watching the nba finals
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