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You so ugly, last time you got ass was when your toilet paper broke!
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One day two kids were wandering around near a stream
There are three men in the bathroom two englishmen and an australian
Two hunters got a pilot to fly them into the far north for elk hunting
A murderer sitting in the electric chair was about to be executed
Bill and ned walk into a fast food joint one afternoon to get lunch
A cop was riding a bicycle looking for a crook
These two cannibals were eating a clown when one of them looks at the other and asks
The best pick up line
A policeman had a perfect spot to watch for speeders but was not getting many
What do you do if you see a politician walking down the road with half a head
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Two polish hunters were driving through the country to go bear hunting
One day two kids were wandering around near a stream
I believe men and fish can coexist together peacefully
Rumors have been circulating regarding what the troopers were shouting
An indian chief is driving his cadillac somewhere at nevada
Heres a little clarification of corporate lingo
Last week i purchased a burger at burger king for 158
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