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Dad Jokes: Sorry About Your Wait

Best dad jokes

These are the best 10 dad jokes. Click on the text to read the entire joke.

• 5 of 4 of people admit that they're bad
• I would avoid the sushi
• What do you call cheese that isn't yours
• Did you hear about the kidnapping at school
• People don't like having to bend over
• If a child refuses to sleep during nap time
• When a dad drives past a cow
• People say they pick their nose
• What do you call a fake noodle
• Would you like the milk in a bag

Random dad jokes

These are 10 dad jokes. Click on the text to read the entire joke.

• People say they pick their nose
• Did you hear the rumor about butter
• Want to hear a joke about paper
• My daughter screeched
• My wife tried to unlatch our daughter's car seat
• If a child refuses to sleep during nap time
• When a dad drives past a graveyard
• How many apples grow on a tree
• Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees
• Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself

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Funny jokes

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• There are three girls that are 17 a brunette red-head and a blonde
• What do gay termites eat
• I Think I Married Someone Else's Soulmate. I Wish
• Yo mama is so poor i saw her kicking a can down the street and
• What Does The Dish Scrambled Eggs And Brains Have In
• Why did the tomato blush