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Dad Jokes: Can You Put My Shoes On
Dad, can you put my shoes on? No, I don't think they'll fit me.
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Best dad jokes
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5 of 4 of people admit that they're bad
People don't like having to bend over
I would avoid the sushi
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school
What do you call cheese that isn't yours
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time
When a dad drives past a cow
People say they pick their nose
Would you like the milk in a bag
What do you call a fake noodle
Random dad jokes
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10 dad jokes
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What do you call a fat psychic
How does a penguin build it's house
Yo daddy is so bald when he wears a turtleneck
To the man in the wheelchair that stole my camouflage jacket
I wouldn't buy anything with velcro
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time
I was just listening to the radio on my way in to town
I could tell a joke about pizza
What do you call a fake noodle
Your smile is so nice to see in this wedding photo
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I Met A Dutch Girl With Inflatable Shoes Last Week
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'My Phone Will Ring At 2 In The Morning, And
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Broken Pencil
My Neighbor Obviously Doesn't Watch Porn, She Asked Me
Two lawyers are leaving the office
Remember All Those Memories From Being A Kid, Like The