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Dad Jokes: Dads 50th Birthday Card
Son: *hands my Dad his 50th birthday card*, Dad: You know, one would have been enough.
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Best dad jokes
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5 of 4 of people admit that they're bad
People don't like having to bend over
I would avoid the sushi
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school
What do you call cheese that isn't yours
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time
When a dad drives past a cow
People say they pick their nose
Would you like the milk in a bag
What do you call a fake noodle
Random dad jokes
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10 dad jokes
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe
Did you hear about the guy who invented the knock-knock joke
Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees
Sorry about your wait
When a dad drives past a cow
I just watched a program about beavers
I've never gone to a gun range before
What time did the man go to the dentist
The rotation of earth
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh
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Dear Couples Who Fight In Public, Stop Trying To Whisper
Well Aren't You A Waste Of Two Billion Years
Yo mama so fat she has to wear a watch
Yo mama is so stupid that she thought
Yesterday I Decided To Change My WiFi Name To "Hack
Autocorrect Changed Morning Run To Morning Rum. Change Of Plans
Be Safety Conscious. 80% Of People Are Caused By Accidents
Before I Tell My Wife Something Important, I Take Both
You might be a redneck if your gas pedal in the car
A man was driving down a quiet country lane when out into the road strayed a rooster