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I wouldn't buy anything with velcro. It's a total rip-off.
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5 of 4 of people admit that they're bad
People don't like having to bend over
I would avoid the sushi
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school
What do you call cheese that isn't yours
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time
When a dad drives past a cow
People say they pick their nose
What do you call a fake noodle
Would you like the milk in a bag
Random dad jokes
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What time did the man go to the dentist
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh
Can you put the cat out
When you ask a dad if he's alright
What do you get from a pampered cow
I made a pencil with two erasers
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school
Would you like the milk in a bag
What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter
Did you hear about the guy who invented the knock-knock joke
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