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Dad Jokes: Make Me A Sandwich
KID: 'Dad, make me a sandwich!' DAD: 'Poof, you're a sandwich!'
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Best dad jokes
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5 of 4 of people admit that they're bad
People don't like having to bend over
I would avoid the sushi
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school
What do you call cheese that isn't yours
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time
When a dad drives past a cow
People say they pick their nose
Would you like the milk in a bag
What do you call a fake noodle
Random dad jokes
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10 dad jokes
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What do you call a fat psychic
Why don't skeletons ever go trick or treating
My wife is really mad at the fact that
Can you put my shoes on
Yo daddy is so bald when he wears a turtleneck
How does a penguin build it's house
I wouldn't buy anything with velcro
Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon
Why can't you hear a psychiatrist using the bathroom
I used to hate facial hair
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