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Grocery store checker: 'Paper or plastic?' Dad: 'Either, I'm bisacktual.'
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Best dad jokes
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best 10 dad jokes
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5 of 4 of people admit that they're bad
People don't like having to bend over
I would avoid the sushi
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school
What do you call cheese that isn't yours
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time
When a dad drives past a cow
People say they pick their nose
Would you like the milk in a bag
What do you call a fake noodle
Random dad jokes
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10 dad jokes
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The fattest knight at King Arthur's round table
Your smile is so nice to see in this wedding photo
I've got a great joke about construction
What's brown and sticky
It's inappropriate to make a 'dad joke'
My daughter screeched
What do you call cheese that isn't yours
5 of 4 of people admit that they're bad
What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter
I saw your dad walking down the street the other day
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