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Dad Jokes: Soup Or Salad
Waitress: 'Soup or salad?' Dad: 'I don't want a SUPER salad, I want a regular salad.'
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Best dad jokes
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5 of 4 of people admit that they're bad
People don't like having to bend over
I would avoid the sushi
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school
What do you call cheese that isn't yours
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time
When a dad drives past a cow
People say they pick their nose
Would you like the milk in a bag
What do you call a fake noodle
Random dad jokes
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10 dad jokes
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Why can't a nose be 12 inches long
I used to hate facial hair
When a dad drives past a cow
What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter
What's an astronaut's favorite part of a computer
What's brown and sticky
Hey I was thinking
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh
Why don't skeletons ever go trick or treating
What do you call a fake noodle
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