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Dad Jokes: Why Don't Eggs Tell Jokes
Why don't eggs tell jokes? They'd crack each other up.
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5 of 4 of people admit that they're bad
People don't like having to bend over
I would avoid the sushi
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school
What do you call cheese that isn't yours
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time
When a dad drives past a cow
People say they pick their nose
Would you like the milk in a bag
What do you call a fake noodle
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10 dad jokes
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I would avoid the sushi
Why did the coffee file a police report
Can you put the cat out
Sorry about your wait
I made a pencil with two erasers
What's brown and sticky
Paper or plastic?
Soup or salad?
What do you call a man with a rubber toe
When you ask a dad if they got a haircut
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