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Dad Jokes: Can You Put My Shoes On
Dad, can you put my shoes on? No, I don't think they'll fit me.
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Best dad jokes
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5 of 4 of people admit that they're bad
People don't like having to bend over
I would avoid the sushi
What do you call cheese that isn't yours
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time
When a dad drives past a cow
People say they pick their nose
What do you call a fake noodle
Would you like the milk in a bag
Random dad jokes
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10 dad jokes
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What do you call cheese that isn't yours
Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself
I decided to sell my vacuum cleaner
When you ask a dad if he's alright
Today my son asked can I have a book mark?
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school
To the man in the wheelchair that stole my camouflage jacket
I made a pencil with two erasers
How many apples grow on a tree
What's brown and sticky
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