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Dad Jokes: I Decided To Sell My Vacuum
I decided to sell my vacuum cleaner—it was just gathering dust!
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Best dad jokes
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5 of 4 of people admit that they're bad
People don't like having to bend over
I would avoid the sushi
What do you call cheese that isn't yours
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time
When a dad drives past a cow
People say they pick their nose
What do you call a fake noodle
Would you like the milk in a bag
Random dad jokes
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10 dad jokes
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Today my son asked can I have a book mark?
Would you like the milk in a bag
Why don't skeletons ever go trick or treating
How do you make a Kleenex dance
It's inappropriate to make a 'dad joke'
I don't trust stairs
What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter
I used to hate facial hair
I had a neck brace fitted years ago
What time did the man go to the dentist
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Your mum is like a bowling ball
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I've Spent The Past Four Years Looking For My
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I Used To Be Snow White, But I Drifted