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What has got two legs and bleeds? Half a dog!
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Such A Little Man, Such A Drama Queen
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My Dad Died When We Couldn't Remember His Blood
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I Like Jesus But He Loves Me, So It's
The Value Of Money In A Relationship: The 10 Bucks
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I Would Hug You, But I Would Rather Wait Until
Q: Why Don't Blacks Fuck Afghans? A: Because They
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If You're Going Through Hell, Keep Going
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