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Corny Jokes: What Do You Call A Mexican
What do you call a Mexican with a vasectomy?
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Best corny jokes
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A murderer sitting in the electric chair was about to be executed
A cop was riding a bicycle looking for a crook
One day two kids were wandering around near a stream
There are three men in the bathroom two englishmen and an australian
Bill and ned walk into a fast food joint one afternoon to get lunch
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Two hunters got a pilot to fly them into the far north for elk hunting
These two cannibals were eating a clown when one of them looks at the other and asks
A policeman had a perfect spot to watch for speeders but was not getting many
One day there were two boys playing by a stream when they saw a woman bathing naked
Random corny jokes
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10 corny jokes
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A man walks into a library and asks for a book on suicide
A mexican walks into a bakery and asks may i have a bum please
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Bill and ned walk into a fast food joint one afternoon to get lunch
A pirate went into a restaurant with a steering wheel in his pants and sits down at a table
What do you call a mexican with a vasectomy
A little boy got on the bus sat next to a man reading a book and noticed he had his collar on backwards
One afternoon a carpet layer had just finished installing carpet for a lady
Small boy came home after the school and immediately he goes to his father
A ranch woman takes her three sons to the doctor for physicals for the first time in their lives
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