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One Liner Jokes: I Don't Trust Anything That
I don't trust anything that bleeds for five days and doesn't die.
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Such A Little Man, Such A Drama Queen
Children In The Dark Make Accidents, But Accidents In The
I Like Jesus But He Loves Me, So It's
I'm At The Age Where I Can't Take
What Do You Have When You Have Two Balls In
Lite: The New Way To Spell "Light," Now With 20
The Value Of Money In A Relationship: The 10 Bucks
Why Is It Good To Have A Blonde Passenger? You
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10 one liner jokes
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Seen It All, Done It All, Can't Remember Most
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The Only Reason The Term 'Ladies First' Was Invented Was
I Used To Be Addicted To Soap, But I'm
Fifth Third Bank? I Don't Think You Understand How
My Life Is A Lot Like That Driver Who Signals
People Used To Laugh At Me When I Would Say
Wine Improves With Age. I Improve With Wine
I Take My Wife Everywhere, But She Keeps Finding Her
Life Isn't About Winning And Losing. It's About
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