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Did you hear the rumor about butter? Well, I'm not going to spread it!
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Best dad jokes
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5 of 4 of people admit that they're bad
People don't like having to bend over
I would avoid the sushi
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school
What do you call cheese that isn't yours
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time
When a dad drives past a cow
People say they pick their nose
Would you like the milk in a bag
What do you call a fake noodle
Random dad jokes
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Why don't eggs tell jokes
I was just listening to the radio on my way in to town
What do you get from a pampered cow
What's an astronaut's favorite part of a computer
I don't trust stairs
I made a pencil with two erasers
Don t forget a bucket
Why can't you hear a psychiatrist using the bathroom
Why can't a nose be 12 inches long
What time did the man go to the dentist
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