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Dad Jokes: Two Goldfish Are In A Tank
Two goldfish are in a tank. One says to the other, 'do you know how to drive this thing?'
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5 of 4 of people admit that they're bad
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I would avoid the sushi
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What do you call cheese that isn't yours
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time
When a dad drives past a cow
People say they pick their nose
What do you call a fake noodle
Would you like the milk in a bag
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I don't play soccer
I made a pencil with two erasers
People say they pick their nose
Don t forget a bucket
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My wife is really mad at the fact that
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Can you put my shoes on
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What's brown and sticky
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