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One Liner Jokes: I Haven't Slept For Three
I haven't slept for three days, because that would be too long.
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Children In The Dark Make Accidents, But Accidents In The
I Like Jesus But He Loves Me, So It's
What Do You Have When You Have Two Balls In
I'm At The Age Where I Can't Take
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The Value Of Money In A Relationship: The 10 Bucks
Why Is It Good To Have A Blonde Passenger? You
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You Know That Person That Always Have To Be Right
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