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5 of 4 of people admit that they're bad
People don't like having to bend over
I would avoid the sushi
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school
What do you call cheese that isn't yours
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time
When a dad drives past a cow
People say they pick their nose
What do you call a fake noodle
Why can't a nose be 12 inches long
Random dad jokes
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Dads 50th birthday card
To the man in the wheelchair that stole my camouflage jacket
My wife tried to unlatch our daughter's car seat
I've got a great joke about construction
What do you call a fat psychic
My daughter screeched
Paper or plastic?
Why don't eggs tell jokes
People say they pick their nose
When a dad drives past a cow
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