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Dad Jokes: I Decided To Sell My Vacuum
I decided to sell my vacuum cleaner—it was just gathering dust!
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Best dad jokes
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5 of 4 of people admit that they're bad
People don't like having to bend over
I would avoid the sushi
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school
What do you call cheese that isn't yours
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time
When a dad drives past a cow
People say they pick their nose
What do you call a fake noodle
Would you like the milk in a bag
Random dad jokes
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10 dad jokes
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My daughter screeched
Today my son asked can I have a book mark?
To the man in the wheelchair that stole my camouflage jacket
It's inappropriate to make a 'dad joke'
What do you call a fat psychic
Why don't skeletons ever go trick or treating
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school
My wife tried to unlatch our daughter's car seat
I had a neck brace fitted years ago
Whenever the cashier at the grocery store asks
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