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I thought about going on an all-almond diet. But that's just nuts.
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5 of 4 of people admit that they're bad
People don't like having to bend over
I would avoid the sushi
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school
What do you call cheese that isn't yours
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time
When a dad drives past a cow
People say they pick their nose
What do you call a fake noodle
Why can't a nose be 12 inches long
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What do you get from a pampered cow
My wife is really mad at the fact that
When a dad drives past a cow
I've got a great joke about construction
I have a dad bod
Yo daddy is so bald when he wears a turtleneck
What did the grape do when he got stepped on
Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees
I would avoid the sushi
How do you get a squirrel to like you
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