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Lawyers Jokes: How Many Lawyers Does It Take
How many lawyers does it take to roof a house?
Depends on how thin you slice them!
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Best lawyers jokes
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What do you call 500 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean
You are stuck in an elevator with a tiger a lion and a lawyer
Why are lawyers like nuclear weapons?
What do you call a lawyer with an iq of 50
A biker walks into a yuppie bar and shouts all lawyers are assholes
What do you call a bus full of lawyers going over a cliff with three empty seats
What do a lawyer and a sperm have in common
What is the definition lucky break
What is the differece between a lawyer and a protitute
What do you call a bus full of lawyers going over a cliff with three empty seats
Random lawyers jokes
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10 lawyers jokes
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When a person assists a criminal in breaking the law before the criminal gets arrested we call him an accomplice
How many lawyers does it take to plaster a wall
The following is a true story and this situation supposedly occurred in a real courtroom
Why is it that california leads the nation in number of lawyers and new jersey leads the nation in number of toxic waste dumps
Now that you have been acquitted will you tell me truly did you steal the car
One day two men are talking with each other one turns to the other
A lawyer was filling out a job application when he came to the question have you ever been arrested
Two lawyers were out hunting when they came upon a couple of tracks
A biker walks into a yuppie bar and shouts all lawyers are assholes
Two lawyers are leaving the office
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