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Corny Jokes: Did You Hear About The Guy
Did you hear about the guy with five penises?
His pants fit like a glove!
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Best corny jokes
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A murderer sitting in the electric chair was about to be executed
One day two kids were wandering around near a stream
A cop was riding a bicycle looking for a crook
There are three men in the bathroom two englishmen and an australian
Two hunters got a pilot to fly them into the far north for elk hunting
Bill and ned walk into a fast food joint one afternoon to get lunch
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These two cannibals were eating a clown when one of them looks at the other and asks
A policeman had a perfect spot to watch for speeders but was not getting many
One day there were two boys playing by a stream when they saw a woman bathing naked
Random corny jokes
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10 corny jokes
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These two cannibals were eating a clown when one of them looks at the other and asks
Nursery crimes
A businessman on his deathbed called his friend and said bill i want you to promise me that when i die you will have my remains cremated
Have you heard the news
There was this boy who came downstairs to have some breakfast and he asks his grandma
The queen of england invited the pope to buckingham palace to wave to the crowd
A little guy is sitting at a counter eating breakfast
Three guys shut upmanners and crap were driving too fast and and crap felt out of the car
This man was talking to his cousin and discovers a coin behind his ear
A guy is walking past a big wooden fence at the insane asylum and he hears all the residents inside chanting thirteen
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