A vacuum cleaner salesman walks to a house and knocks on the door.
As soon as a lady answers the door, the man throws cow dung all over the carpet.
He then says, 'If this vacuum cleaner does not clean it completely and perform miracles, then I myself will eat the patties.'
There is a long pause.... The lady half laughing asks, 'Do you want a ketchup or mustard on that?'
Puzzled the man asks, 'What?
Why?'
She says, laughing, 'We just moved in and our electricity is not turn on yet.'
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