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Jokes For Kids: If Con Is The Opposite Of
If con is the opposite of pro, then congress is the opposite of progress?
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Best jokes for kids
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best 10 jokes for kids
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A family of three tomatoes were walking downtown one day when the little baby tomato started lagging behind
Once there was a little boy in church
My therapist told me the way to achieve true inner peace is to finish what i start
Agony a one-armed man hanging
What do you say to a football player in an armani suit
The following is supposedly a true story relating to an actual event that took place during a flight
Headline a hole has appeared in the ladies changing rooms at the sports club
If i wanted to hear from an
There is 3 men one from ireland one from america and one from australia
A farmer in the country has a watermelon patch and upon inspection he discovers that some of the local kids have been helping themselves to a feast
Random jokes for kids
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10 jokes for kids
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Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses
Headline a hole has appeared in the ladies changing rooms at the sports club
One canibal to another i don t know what to do with my wife
In a small town three mothers were conversing about their sons over a cup of tea
An old man was laying on his death bed
A cop pulls over a guy
What do the starship enterprise & toilet paper have in common
There was once a small snail who always dreamed of becoming a race-car driver
While proudly showing off his new apartment to friends a college student led the way into the den
Two men went hunting
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