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Did you hear about the guy with five penises?
His pants fit like a glove!
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Best corny jokes
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A cop was riding a bicycle looking for a crook
A murderer sitting in the electric chair was about to be executed
One day two kids were wandering around near a stream
There are three men in the bathroom two englishmen and an australian
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Two hunters got a pilot to fly them into the far north for elk hunting
These two cannibals were eating a clown when one of them looks at the other and asks
Bill and ned walk into a fast food joint one afternoon to get lunch
A policeman had a perfect spot to watch for speeders but was not getting many
One day there were two boys playing by a stream when they saw a woman bathing naked
Random corny jokes
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10 corny jokes
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Good girls loosen a few buttons when it's hot
This lady goes to a vet and learns that that if you put a ribbon around a snoring dog s penis he ll roll over and stop snoring
Life should not be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body
A mexican walks into a bakery and asks may i have a bum please
There were two old geezers living in the backwoods of the ozarks
There were 3 men in an airplane one dropped a pineapple the next dropped a water melon and the last dropped a bomb
Two yankees fans are on a train up to boston to watch their team play the red sox
This is your captain speaking we have leveled off and arecruising at flight level three five zero
What do you do if you see a politician walking down the road with half a head
Two neighbors were talking about work when one asked say why did the foreman fire you
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