4funnies
One Liner Jokes
Home
/
Funny jokes
/
One Liner Jokes
/ I Had To Stop Drinking, Cause
One Liner Jokes: I Had To Stop Drinking, Cause
I had to stop drinking, cause I got tired of waking up in my car driving 90.
Next Joke:
You're The Cumshot That Your Mom Wanted To Swallow
Best one liner jokes
These are the
best 10 one liner jokes
. Click on the text to read the entire joke.
Such A Little Man, Such A Drama Queen
It's Been Proven That Girls Reach The Age Of
Children In The Dark Make Accidents, But Accidents In The
My Dad Died When We Couldn't Remember His Blood
What Do You Have When You Have Two Balls In
The Value Of Money In A Relationship: The 10 Bucks
I'm At The Age Where I Can't Take
I Like Jesus But He Loves Me, So It's
Lite: The New Way To Spell "Light," Now With 20
Crime In Multi-storey Car Parks. That Is Wrong On
Random one liner jokes
These are
10 one liner jokes
. Click on the text to read the entire joke.
What Color Is A Nigger After You Run Him Over
'Do You Know If Pigs Have Periods?' 'Are You Kidding
Do You Want To See A Murderer? Kill Someone And
Kids Asked If They Could Do Something & I Said Yes
All Pro Athletes Are Bilingual. They Speak English And Profanity
What Happened When The Two Angels Got Married? They Lived
Handsome, Sweet, Intelligent, Spontaneous, Good-looking, Nice Friends, Charming, Funny
Two Windmills Are Standing In A Field And One Asks
Careful! Angry Dog In The Backyard! Please Do Not Crush
Children In The Back Seats Of Cars Cause Accidents, But
Other categories:
Animal
Bad
Bar
Dumb Blonde
Celebrity
Cheesy
Chicken
Christmas
Chuck Norris
Clean
Computer
Corny
Dad
Dark Humor
Doctor
Dirty
Donald Trump
Easter
Fat
For Kids
Funny Riddles
Funny Quotes
Little Johnny
Gay
Gender
Good
Halloween
Knock Knock
Lawyer
Lightbulb Jokes
Military
Old People
One Liner Jokes
Ponderisms
Puns
Redneck
Relationship
Religious
School
Short Jokes
Silly
Skeleton
Valentines Day
Yo Mama
Funny jokes
What Do You Call A Woman Who Is Paralyzed From
Some Of Us Learn From The Mistakes Of Others; The
My Mom's Favorite Part Of My Birthday Is Describing
You Were Beautiful In My Dreams, But A Fucking Nightmare
I Used To Be Indecisive. Now I'm Not Sure
How do crabs leave the hospital?
Q: What Did One Ocean Say To The Other Ocean
Seen It All, Done It All, Can't Remember Most
Math Teacher: "If I Have 5 Bottles In One Hand
Never Keep Up With The Joneses. Drag Them Down To