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Dad Jokes: When You Ask A Dad If
When you ask a dad if they got a haircut: 'No, I got them all cut!'
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Best dad jokes
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5 of 4 of people admit that they're bad
People don't like having to bend over
I would avoid the sushi
What do you call cheese that isn't yours
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time
When a dad drives past a cow
People say they pick their nose
What do you call a fake noodle
Would you like the milk in a bag
Random dad jokes
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10 dad jokes
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school
How does a penguin build it's house
The shovel
When you ask a dad if he's alright
Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees
What's brown and sticky
My daughter screeched
Why can't you hear a psychiatrist using the bathroom
I decided to sell my vacuum cleaner
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