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Lawyers Jokes: A Reporter Outside Of A Courtroom

A reporter outside of a courtroom asked a defendant clad only in a barrel: 'Oh, I see your attorney lost the case!'
The defendant answered, 'No, we won.'

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Best lawyers jokes

These are the best 10 lawyers jokes. Click on the text to read the entire joke.

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Random lawyers jokes

These are 10 lawyers jokes. Click on the text to read the entire joke.

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