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Dad Jokes: Why Don't Skeletons Ever Go
Why don't skeletons ever go trick or treating? Because they have no body to go with.
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5 of 4 of people admit that they're bad
People don't like having to bend over
I would avoid the sushi
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school
What do you call cheese that isn't yours
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time
When a dad drives past a cow
People say they pick their nose
Would you like the milk in a bag
What do you call a fake noodle
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I thought about going on an all-almond diet
I was just listening to the radio on my way in to town
What do you call cheese that isn't yours
I don't trust stairs
Whenever the cashier at the grocery store asks
Hey I was thinking
Why can't you hear a psychiatrist using the bathroom
Did you hear about the circus fire
Yo daddy is so bald when he wears a turtleneck
My wife tried to unlatch our daughter's car seat
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