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Lawyers Jokes: What Is The Ideal Weight Of
What is the ideal weight of a lawyer?
About three pounds, including the urn.
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What do you call 500 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean
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What do you call a bus full of lawyers going over a cliff with three empty seats
What is the differece between a lawyer and a protitute
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Random lawyers jokes
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At a trial an attorney was putting witnesses through an exacting cross-examination
Judge I wish to appeal my client's case on the basis of newly discovered evidence
What do you call a bus full of lawyers going over a cliff with three empty seats
How can you tell if a lawyer is lying
When a person assists a criminal in breaking the law before the criminal gets arrested we call him an accomplice
Why is it that california leads the nation in number of lawyers and new jersey leads the nation in number of toxic waste dumps
An elderly and somewhat hard-of-hearing man was sitting in a stylish downtown attorneys office as his lawyer handed him his will
What do you have when 100 lawyers are
What do you buy a friend graduating from law school
A reporter outside of a courtroom asked a defendant
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