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Best one liner jokes

These are the best 10 one liner jokes. Click on the text to read the entire joke.

• I'm At The Age Where I Can't Take
• Such A Little Man, Such A Drama Queen
• It's Been Proven That Girls Reach The Age Of
• Children In The Dark Make Accidents, But Accidents In The
• The Value Of Money In A Relationship: The 10 Bucks
• My Dad Died When We Couldn't Remember His Blood
• What Do You Have When You Have Two Balls In
• Lite: The New Way To Spell "Light," Now With 20
• I Like Jesus But He Loves Me, So It's
• Why Is It Good To Have A Blonde Passenger? You

Random one liner jokes

These are 10 one liner jokes. Click on the text to read the entire joke.

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• I'm Rubber And You're Glue. She's Tape
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• Knock, Knock. "Who's There?" "Annie." "Annie Who?" "Annie Body
• I Love The Way You Move...like Butter On A
• I Wasn't Originally Going To Get A Brain Transplant
• You Have The Right To Remain Silent. Anything You Say
• The Early Bird Gets The Worm But The Late Worm

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