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Dad Jokes: Dads 50th Birthday Card
Son: *hands my Dad his 50th birthday card*, Dad: You know, one would have been enough.
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Best dad jokes
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5 of 4 of people admit that they're bad
People don't like having to bend over
I would avoid the sushi
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school
What do you call cheese that isn't yours
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time
When a dad drives past a cow
People say they pick their nose
Would you like the milk in a bag
What do you call a fake noodle
Random dad jokes
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10 dad jokes
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Hey I was thinking
I just watched a program about beavers
Make me a sandwich!
Can you put the cat out
Why can't you hear a psychiatrist using the bathroom
My daughter screeched
Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon
I've got a great joke about construction
What's an astronaut's favorite part of a computer
What do you call a fake noodle
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