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Dad Jokes: Two Goldfish Are In A Tank
Two goldfish are in a tank. One says to the other, 'do you know how to drive this thing?'
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5 of 4 of people admit that they're bad
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5 of 4 of people admit that they're bad
People don't like having to bend over
I would avoid the sushi
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school
What do you call cheese that isn't yours
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time
When a dad drives past a cow
People say they pick their nose
What do you call a fake noodle
Would you like the milk in a bag
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I wouldn't buy anything with velcro
What did the grape do when he got stepped on
I made a pencil with two erasers
What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter
What do you call cheese that isn't yours
The rotation of earth
Did you hear about the guy who invented the knock-knock joke
I just watched a program about beavers
Your smile is so nice to see in this wedding photo
Why can't you hear a psychiatrist using the bathroom
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