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Dad Jokes: What Do You Call A Fat
What do you call a fat psychic? A four-chin teller.
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5 of 4 of people admit that they're bad
People don't like having to bend over
I would avoid the sushi
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school
What do you call cheese that isn't yours
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time
When a dad drives past a cow
People say they pick their nose
Would you like the milk in a bag
What do you call a fake noodle
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car
When a dad drives past a graveyard
Make me a sandwich!
I made a pencil with two erasers
Whenever the cashier at the grocery store asks
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time
Why don't skeletons ever go trick or treating
I wouldn't buy anything with velcro
Hey I was thinking
Sorry about your wait
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