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Best dad jokes
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5 of 4 of people admit that they're bad
People don't like having to bend over
I would avoid the sushi
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school
What do you call cheese that isn't yours
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time
When a dad drives past a cow
People say they pick their nose
Would you like the milk in a bag
What do you call a fake noodle
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Your smile is so nice to see in this wedding photo
Why don't skeletons ever go trick or treating
Want to hear a joke about paper
To the man in the wheelchair that stole my camouflage jacket
People say they pick their nose
My wife tried to unlatch our daughter's car seat
I don't trust stairs
Paper or plastic?
How do you get a squirrel to like you
Why did the coffee file a police report
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Yo mama is so fat that when she walks
My Opinions May Have Changed, But Not The Fact That
You Give Me Epsilon, I Give You Delta. Together, We
I Want To Ask You Out, But I've Got
A blonde is working as a lifeguard at a swimming pool when a girl begins to drown screaming lifesaver
Before I Never Used To Believe When Scientist Talk About
A truck driver stopped at a truck stop for breakfast the waitress who was new on the job came over to take his order
A big-city counterfeiter decided the best place to pass off his phony 18 bills would be in some small hick texas town
Yo mama so getto she had to
Please Stop Calling Us Your "squad," Linda; This Is Book