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Dad Jokes: Why Don't Eggs Tell Jokes
Why don't eggs tell jokes? They'd crack each other up.
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Best dad jokes
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5 of 4 of people admit that they're bad
People don't like having to bend over
I would avoid the sushi
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school
What do you call cheese that isn't yours
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time
When a dad drives past a cow
People say they pick their nose
Would you like the milk in a bag
What do you call a fake noodle
Random dad jokes
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10 dad jokes
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I thought about going on an all-almond diet
Don t forget a bucket
I used to hate facial hair
Why can't a nose be 12 inches long
Why can't you hear a psychiatrist using the bathroom
I have a dad bod
Want to hear a joke about paper
I decided to sell my vacuum cleaner
I don't trust stairs
I just watched a program about beavers
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Yo mama so fat when she looked in a mirror
I Was Watching The London Marathon And Saw One Runner
Yo mama so dumb she went to the post office
Death Is Not The Worst Which Can Happen To Men
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A guy dies and is sent to hell
You might be a redneck if going to the bathroom in the middle of the night