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Dad Jokes: Make Me A Sandwich
KID: 'Dad, make me a sandwich!' DAD: 'Poof, you're a sandwich!'
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Best dad jokes
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5 of 4 of people admit that they're bad
People don't like having to bend over
I would avoid the sushi
What do you call cheese that isn't yours
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time
When a dad drives past a cow
People say they pick their nose
What do you call a fake noodle
Why can't a nose be 12 inches long
Random dad jokes
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10 dad jokes
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I decided to sell my vacuum cleaner
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time
I thought about going on an all-almond diet
Dads 50th birthday card
A furniture store keeps calling me
I had a neck brace fitted years ago
What do you get from a pampered cow
Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself
My wife is really mad at the fact that
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