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It's Been Proven That Girls Reach The Age Of
My Dad Died When We Couldn't Remember His Blood
Such A Little Man, Such A Drama Queen
Children In The Dark Make Accidents, But Accidents In The
I Like Jesus But He Loves Me, So It's
What Do You Have When You Have Two Balls In
I'm At The Age Where I Can't Take
Lite: The New Way To Spell "Light," Now With 20
The Value Of Money In A Relationship: The 10 Bucks
Crime In Multi-storey Car Parks. That Is Wrong On
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Think Of How Stupid The Average Person Is, And Realize
We Are All Time Travelers Moving At The Speed Of
'I Rang Up British Telecom, I Said, "I Want To
You Cannot Play With Me Unless You Blow Me. -Balloon
I've Seen People Like You, But I Had To
I Can't Count How Many Times I Failed Maths
Do You Know The Difference Between "fitting" And "proper"? It
I Have The Body Of A 25 Year Old Supermodel
You: "Is There 22 Letters In The Alphabet..." Them: "No
Do One Thing That Scares You Every Day. Maybe Do
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