4funnies
One Liner Jokes
Home
/
Funny jokes
/
One Liner Jokes
/ I Don't Trust Anything That
One Liner Jokes: I Don't Trust Anything That
I don't trust anything that bleeds for five days and doesn't die.
Next Joke:
I Should've Known It Wasn't Going To Work
Best one liner jokes
These are the
best 10 one liner jokes
. Click on the text to read the entire joke.
Children In The Dark Make Accidents, But Accidents In The
Such A Little Man, Such A Drama Queen
It's Been Proven That Girls Reach The Age Of
What Do You Have When You Have Two Balls In
My Dad Died When We Couldn't Remember His Blood
The Value Of Money In A Relationship: The 10 Bucks
I Like Jesus But He Loves Me, So It's
I'm At The Age Where I Can't Take
Lite: The New Way To Spell "Light," Now With 20
Crime In Multi-storey Car Parks. That Is Wrong On
Random one liner jokes
These are
10 one liner jokes
. Click on the text to read the entire joke.
Was Your Ass Forged By Sauron Because It Is Precious
Doing Things That You Are Not Supposed To Do At
Gay? I'm Straighter Than The Pole Your Mom Dances
I Know Milk Does A Body Good, But Damn Girl
If You Don't Like My Opinion Of You - Improve
Scientists Proved That Cows Don't Give Us Meat And
I Had An Argument With A Woman... Yeah... I Lost
I Hate Girls That Complain About Being Single Every 3
Can I Buy You A Drink, Or Do You Just
Sick Of Having To Go To Two Different Huts To
Other categories:
Animal
Bad
Bar
Dumb Blonde
Celebrity
Cheesy
Chicken
Christmas
Chuck Norris
Clean
Computer
Corny
Dad
Dark Humor
Doctor
Dirty
Donald Trump
Easter
Fat
For Kids
Funny Riddles
Funny Quotes
Little Johnny
Gay
Gender
Good
Halloween
Knock Knock
Lawyer
Lightbulb Jokes
Military
Old People
One Liner Jokes
Ponderisms
Puns
Redneck
Relationship
Religious
School
Short Jokes
Silly
Skeleton
Valentines Day
Yo Mama
Funny jokes
For Every Action There Is An Equal And Opposite Criticism
I'm A People Person, But From A Distance
Wanna Get Together And Test The Spring Potential Of My
Yo mama is so ugly if there was such a thing as
Yo mama is so ugly she has to cover her head before
Patient: "Doctor, I Get Heartburn Every Time I Eat Birthday
My Son Just Asked Me If Cats Can Have Babies
I Was Addicted To The Hokey Pokey... But Thankfully, I
Good Health Is Merely The Slowest Possible Rate At Which
When I Was A Boy, I Had A Disease That