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Best dad jokes
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5 of 4 of people admit that they're bad
People don't like having to bend over
I would avoid the sushi
What do you call cheese that isn't yours
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time
When a dad drives past a cow
People say they pick their nose
What do you call a fake noodle
Why can't a nose be 12 inches long
Random dad jokes
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Why can't you hear a psychiatrist using the bathroom
What do you call a man with a rubber toe
What did the grape do when he got stepped on
Can you put my shoes on
Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself
I used to work in a shoe recycling shop
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school
Did you hear the rumor about butter
Make me a sandwich!
5 of 4 of people admit that they're bad
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Why did the blonde have square boobs
Let's Both Be Naughty This Year And Save Santa
You Ever Make Fun Of Someone So Much, You Think
Returning home from work a blonde was shocked to find her house ransacked and burglarized
An autopsy professor was giving an introductory lecture to a class of students
Your Mama So Fat, When You Kill Her You Got
If a blonde and a brunette jump off a building
What do you call a bus full of lawyers going over a cliff with three empty seats
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