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Grocery store checker: 'Paper or plastic?' Dad: 'Either, I'm bisacktual.'
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Best dad jokes
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best 10 dad jokes
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5 of 4 of people admit that they're bad
People don't like having to bend over
I would avoid the sushi
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school
What do you call cheese that isn't yours
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time
When a dad drives past a cow
People say they pick their nose
What do you call a fake noodle
Would you like the milk in a bag
Random dad jokes
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10 dad jokes
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When a dad drives past a cow
How do I look?
People don't like having to bend over
People say they pick their nose
Today my son asked can I have a book mark?
Yo daddy is so bald when he wears a turtleneck
Can you put the cat out
A furniture store keeps calling me
I could tell a joke about pizza
What do you call a fat psychic
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Ham And Eggs: A Day's Work For A Chicken
Change Is Inevitable, Except From A Vending Machine